jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!
yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!
A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.