3 definitions by Mike Norris

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If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.
Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"
by Mike Norris April 19, 2006

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when someone is doing poorly, or ruining something.
Nathan: "did you see Tye actin like a huge faggot yesterday?"
Will: " Ya i did, i was tryin to run my game on yellz and he was fuckin blowin it"
by Mike Norris October 29, 2007

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When a man has a party to the occasion that he has recieved a blumpkin.
(See "Blumpkin")
After waiting for weeks for stacey to give him a blumpkin, march 30, John was able to finally have a blumpabration.
by Mike Norris April 28, 2006

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