2 definitions by Mike Grizzlee
The condition in which one's testicals tighten up and feel leathery often happening after exiting a pool or cold bath. The physical feel of testicles while experiencing Blue Balls. The shrinkage and tightening of your balls right before blowing your load.
by Mike Grizzlee June 7, 2007
An old timer that is often driving a big but new Buick or Ford Crown Victoria at speeds lower than 15 mph on a 40 mph speed limit, while in front of a younger person that is late for work. From behind the old timers hair appears to be silver.
by Mike Grizzlee May 8, 2007