3 definitions by Mik C

farley dollar

(adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation

His girlfriend broke up with him when she found out he was farley dollar.

by Mik C August 27, 2003

farley dollar

(adj.) Inordinately thrifty; remarkably tolerant to squalid environments

He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.

by Mik C September 4, 2003

dahguh

(adj.) Suffering from persistent, raging diarrhea and impotency

I can't go to Tito's block party this weekend; I'm dahguh.

by Mik C August 26, 2003