MidwayDrFleming's definitions

the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale

by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004

redwood count

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale

Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count

by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004

george w. bush

a monkey

george w. bush likes bananas.

by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004