3 definitions by MidwayDrFleming

Top Definition
a monkey
george w. bush likes bananas.
by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004
a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.
What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale
by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004
number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale
Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count
by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004
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