8 definitions by Midnight Noon
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 27, 2018
To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"
She gave me an Alanis at the movies
by Midnight Noon July 10, 2020
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 23, 2018
The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012
Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.
by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013
When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013
Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.
by Midnight Noon June 6, 2017