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homes

Originally from holmes, ie. porn star John Holmes. Used to acknoledge your friend has a serious package.
by mickey July 30, 2003
mugGet the homesmug.

snout

The snouts took him
by Mickey June 11, 2003
mugGet the snoutmug.

The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
by mickey July 23, 2004
mugGet the The Nelsonmug.

bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.
Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.
by Mickey February 23, 2005
mugGet the bauermug.

cock and bum fun

any anal sex that involves a penis in the ass
He has his cock in her ass
by mickey March 21, 2005
mugGet the cock and bum funmug.

eischen

Overtly feminine man who enjoys shoes and gay sex in movie theaters. usually has a first name of Ken, Ryan, Lyle, Bruce, Sergio, or Sebastian.
Ryan Eischen drank the last Slim-Fast?! Fuck!!
by mickey July 16, 2004
mugGet the eischenmug.

Jelly Bracelets

Well,you can believe what ever you want about the jellys....just b/c someone snaps it of does't mean you have to...nobodys making you believe in them!!
At my highschool we just joke around about it..if someone snaps it of we are all like oh yea we will soooo do that tonight..doesn't mean we are going to.
I wear them all the time, it is just sorta a cool thing now. It is funn to just joke around about it....If someone wants to use the meanings that is there business and you should not critisize them about it. They just wanna have fun.
So about back to the thing about beleiving in them or not....jus b/c little kids were them does not mean that they have to go along with what people think the def. is.....
I don't think that little kids should know about the meanings
my b.f's little sister:
" I have seen those bracelets before, the green one means: outdoor "S"
and the purple one means: anal"
*I tryed not to laugh
Her mom got pissed off...and now they are banned from her school....
by Mickey October 9, 2004
mugGet the Jelly Braceletsmug.

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