Mickey's definitions

The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.

"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"

by mickey July 23, 2004

wankelrotaryengine

The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.

(Monty Python skit)

Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
Shoe
Megaphone
Grunties
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Wankelrotaryengine.

by Mickey January 8, 2005

snout

North Irish colloquialism for policeman

The snouts took him

by Mickey June 11, 2003

cock and bum fun

any anal sex that involves a penis in the ass

He has his cock in her ass

by mickey March 21, 2005

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004

gratuna

Defecating on a woman while having anal sex with another

Who's up for some Super Hot Mustard Gratuna! Don't forget the Beano!

by Mickey December 4, 2003

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 30, 2006