Overtly feminine man who enjoys shoes and gay sex in movie theaters. usually has a first name of Ken, Ryan, Lyle, Bruce, Sergio, or Sebastian.
Ryan Eischen drank the last Slim-Fast?! Fuck!!
The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.
"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."
"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."
Kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. They have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. They have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. They stay up all night experimenting on their piano and attempt writing songs whilst drinking coffee to stay awake. Usually sorta poor and brought up on cheap snack foods like the biscuit kid
. They hang out with their parents, uncles, aunts and that generation more than their peers. If the adults are drinking around them, the jazz kid will too, no big deal.
"Benny here today?"
"Nah prolly at home hungover at the piano"
"Yeah such a little jazz kid"
"Gotta love 'im"
This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw
and The Gideon
. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.
You have genitosis you foul bastard.
The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.
(Monty Python skit)
Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Testicles, Bollocks, Balls, Nuts
I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.