Definitions by Michaelinyjon Jones

shasterbated 

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

shasterbated by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

ponderinged 

the act of having been pondered about in a derogatory sense

you were ponderinged

ponderinged by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008