8 definitions by Michael of SoCal

asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

by Michael of SoCal February 25, 2007

when someone is taking it up the ass, and can't handle it. so they bite a pillow, and scream into it.

there are a lot of pillow biters in a certain city, which shall not be named because they'll all give this a 'thumbs down'.

by Michael of SoCal February 25, 2007

a fun thing to do, especially at parties.

cocaine's fun, until you take too much... I don't like the black cars that drive you to your dirt nap...

by Michael of SoCal February 25, 2007

someoene in prison who takes it in the ass- hopefully nowhere else. see also bitch.

bubba:I'm comin' in dry!
punk bitch: can't we just cuddl-AAAAAH!!!

by Michael of SoCal February 25, 2007

weed (something that's a fun thing to smoke).

by Michael of SoCal February 25, 2007

an extremely radical activist; tend to annoy the crap out of everyone.

PETA, greenpeace, NAMBLA, and the KKK are all whactivist organizations.

by Michael of SoCal March 1, 2007

the guy who wants to rape you in the ass in prison.

-bubba just got sean in the shower room after he dropped the soap!

-well bubba's not going to get me in the a-AAAAAH!!!

by Michael of SoCal February 25, 2007