Michael Stevenson's definitions

hswtf

Holy Shit What The Fuck

Brad got in a car accident and was like, "HSWTF! ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?!"

by Michael Stevenson February 13, 2008

Jaden

Jay-den/ A bitch ass nigga who don’t do shit right.you never fail to catch him doing gay shit.

Do you guys know jaden? Oh you talking about that bitch nigga?

by Michael Stevenson February 19, 2019

Blue Blazer

An alcoholic beverage with an Irish whiskey base that, when lit, will have a blue flame to it. Produces a nice blaze, and is more enjoyable in a dimly lit room, where the flame can be appreciated.

Mel: "I so drank a blue blazer for the first time last night"
Fran: "That's cool, and who the hell are you?"
Mel: "Oops, wrong definition"

by Michael Stevenson September 30, 2008