Definitions by Michael Simon

asshat 

when someone talks out their ass so much they might as well wear it as a hat.

'that kid is such an asshat. do you believe what he just said?"

'anyone who thinks marriage should be outlawed is such an asshat'

asshat by Michael Simon July 16, 2008

Loke 

Its not quite love, and its not quite like. When you feel somewhere inbetween.

"I loke you"

"I dont think im ready to tell her I love her. I mean we've been dating for only four months. Its more.. its more of a loking"

Loke by Michael Simon July 16, 2008