3 definitions by Michael S

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The result of the subject's inability to handle their intake of alcohol or drugs.

Symptoms of being "on a whitey" include vomiting, nausea, tiredness, unconsciousness, and a pale facial complexion (which is how the term came out).

Can also be used as an exclamation of disappointment.

This term is most used as a slang term inside the UK.
"Haha John's on a whitey"

"He's just whitey'd all over the floor"

"You forgot to bring it? Aww whitey"
by Michael S January 21, 2004

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Character from the Preacher comics by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon (Vertigo DC).
When his hero Kurt Cobain committed suicide, Sheriff Hugo Root's son shot himself in the face with a shotgun.
The suicide attempt failed though, and the reconstructive surgery left the boy with a large wrinkly hole in his face.
As Proinsias Cassidy the Irish Vampire put it, "that fella's got a face like an arse!", and so the boy adopted the name for himself and soon became a rock icon with the help of record producer Gene Sergeant (who later screwed him and ran off with the money).
"Uh uhm Uhfuh!" (I am Arseface)
by Michael S May 06, 2004

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Honestly...why are there two "Ls" in bulldozer anyways?
This guy in Colorado destroyed thirteen buildings with an armored buldozer!
by Michael S June 09, 2004

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