Michael Hyperwebster's definitions

The Package

The finest Clash Royale clan.

A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?

B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

@Atvex Tww?

@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.

Person 1: @Atvex Tww?

Person 2: I can't, im at work.

Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU

Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex

Person 2: ok im hopping on

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.

A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Tww

Tww is a fat bozo paradise, a hangout for simps, and the ultimate place for trolls, as it holds the record for having the most bugs and exploits. 90% of the women on Tww are guys trying to trick simps into giving them free stuff and 90% of the guys are toxics who spend 12 hours a day on Tww. The developers of Tww all left, leaving only one developer who spends 8 hours a day spinning around the editor, making slight adjustments to the map or some values, which actually end up making everything worse. Even with all that, Tww is a great place because of the lasso. The lasso allows you to grab a fat bozo, rob them for all their money, roll them off a cliff, and watch them leave in rage. Although, be careful when lassoing a fat bozo, because you never know when a tryhard hero will be there to save the day.

(A common fat bozo roams the street of bozo city, when their eyes come across a woman, who they then approach)

Fat bozo: Hello.

Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?

Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Shhhmoke

Shhhmoke, a word that is considered an insult by many. Many people say he is more evil than Hitler. Shhhmoke is a barbarian who was born in the viking age. He never became a general like everyone else, as he was too much of a bozo. Everytime his general deployed him in battle, he would accidentally somehow end up helping the enemies win. One day when Shhhmoke was deployed in battle, and Shhhmoke’s general lost, his general had enough, and he removed Shhhmoke from his battle roster. Shhhmoke was roaming the streets when he came across a sleeping hoog and wizard. He took both their clothes and jewelry, and put them on giving him a rich aesthetic. He soon came across a clan castle, and met Lothorlitnghamr. Lothor thought he was one of the richest generals, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. Shhhmoke became a barbarian who lead armies, and would lose most battles. He would be seen spending a lot of time with Lothor, further decreasing Lothor’s IQ. No one in the clan liked Shhhmoke so they all left. After it was just him and Lothor in the clan, he left the clan and searched for the next clan to destroy.

I had a dream last night where I had a successful clan, and Shhhmoke came in and destroyed it.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Arshya Fanipour

Arshya Fanipour, the son of King William III was born in 1919. In 1932, he invented the flywheel. 5 years later, he invented the first Iphone. The king was disappointed in Arshya Fanipour, as he wanted Arshya to live in the castle, use primitive equipment and take his throne when he died. Arshya was already planning on moving out of Castle Byers, and moving into the big city. The king was planning Arshya’s assassination. He ordered 20 men to break into Arshya’s room at 9:00 PM, and kill him. Arshya knew about the assassination, and prepared. It was 8:59 PM, The men went up to the door, and slammed it open. Unfortunately for the men, Arshya had just invented the first gun. Arshya shredded all the men with lead, then he exited from the window, and shimmied down on his blanket rope. Arshya had just invented the first airplane, and escaped the castle on his airplane. King William III was shocked upon hearing about Arshya’s escape, and died from a heart attack. A random peasant from the village became King William IIII. Arshya would go on to invent Clash Royale in the 1980s, and spent the rest of his life on Clash Royale. He invented the “heheheha” in 1983, and it would go on to be his proudest invention. King William IIII loved the heheheha, and he also appreciated Arshya for causing the king's death. To honor Arshya, he made Arshya Fanipour a word for “legend”. To this day, Arshya Fanipour is a word used by many people across the globe to refer to a legendary person.

Dude, you are such an Arshya Fanipour!

He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 16, 2022