Michael Hyperwebster's definitions

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Bool Tool

The “Bool Tool” similar to the boolean modifier is pronounced “buuul choool” Despite its pronunciation it is a very powerful tool that has a better handling and visual presentation than the boolean modifier. The Bool Tool is a free plugin, and once you’ve bought it from your local store, you can plug it into your computer and work with the Bool Tool. Bool Tools work best when plugged into your blender and not your computer, specifically a Ninja Blender. It is actually intended to be used with your blender, and not your computer. When plugged into your computer there isn’t much you can do with the Bool Tool, but when you welcome the pixels, anything can be done on your computer with the Bool Tool.

I bought the Bool tool yesterday, and made some delicious looking smoothies with it

The free blender addon, the buuul choool.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Toy Insanity

Toy insanity is a guy who is always sugar high, and does crazy things. Upon overseeing his videos, the government had a big hefty laugh, and decided to make insanity a word to be used to describe someone crazy, or sugar high. Some people even use the word toy insanity instead of just plain insanity.

You are toy insanity!

I was running yesterday when toy insanity ran up to me and robbed me of $50. The robber is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Shhhmoke

Shhhmoke, a word that is considered an insult by many. Many people say he is more evil than Hitler. Shhhmoke is a barbarian who was born in the viking age. He never became a general like everyone else, as he was too much of a bozo. Everytime his general deployed him in battle, he would accidentally somehow end up helping the enemies win. One day when Shhhmoke was deployed in battle, and Shhhmoke’s general lost, his general had enough, and he removed Shhhmoke from his battle roster. Shhhmoke was roaming the streets when he came across a sleeping hoog and wizard. He took both their clothes and jewelry, and put them on giving him a rich aesthetic. He soon came across a clan castle, and met Lothorlitnghamr. Lothor thought he was one of the richest generals, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. Shhhmoke became a barbarian who lead armies, and would lose most battles. He would be seen spending a lot of time with Lothor, further decreasing Lothor’s IQ. No one in the clan liked Shhhmoke so they all left. After it was just him and Lothor in the clan, he left the clan and searched for the next clan to destroy.

I had a dream last night where I had a successful clan, and Shhhmoke came in and destroyed it.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

@Atvex Tww?

@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.

Person 1: @Atvex Tww?

Person 2: I can't, im at work.

Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU

Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex

Person 2: ok im hopping on

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Arshya Fanipour

Arshya Fanipour, the son of King William III was born in 1919. In 1932, he invented the flywheel. 5 years later, he invented the first Iphone. The king was disappointed in Arshya Fanipour, as he wanted Arshya to live in the castle, use primitive equipment and take his throne when he died. Arshya was already planning on moving out of Castle Byers, and moving into the big city. The king was planning Arshya’s assassination. He ordered 20 men to break into Arshya’s room at 9:00 PM, and kill him. Arshya knew about the assassination, and prepared. It was 8:59 PM, The men went up to the door, and slammed it open. Unfortunately for the men, Arshya had just invented the first gun. Arshya shredded all the men with lead, then he exited from the window, and shimmied down on his blanket rope. Arshya had just invented the first airplane, and escaped the castle on his airplane. King William III was shocked upon hearing about Arshya’s escape, and died from a heart attack. A random peasant from the village became King William IIII. Arshya would go on to invent Clash Royale in the 1980s, and spent the rest of his life on Clash Royale. He invented the “heheheha” in 1983, and it would go on to be his proudest invention. King William IIII loved the heheheha, and he also appreciated Arshya for causing the king's death. To honor Arshya, he made Arshya Fanipour a word for “legend”. To this day, Arshya Fanipour is a word used by many people across the globe to refer to a legendary person.

Dude, you are such an Arshya Fanipour!

He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 16, 2022