Michael Hyperwebster's definitions

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Hoog

The Hoog is something that everyone likes spamming with freeze and rage in every battle. But what exactly is the hoog? One day, a crowd of hog riders were riding throughout the lands, when they came across the persians. The persian empire was a large empire and they were missing one thing from getting to the top; the right troopers. When they found the hog riders, they were relieved, as their search for the perfect troop came to a halt. They took the hog riders in and persianized them. They gave them fancy golden jewelry, and made them take off their shirts. The persians would refer to them as hoogs instead of hog riders, so they officially became hoog. The hoogs didn’t like the name change or the accessories, so one day they escaped the persian empire, and returned to the hog rider empire. They shared their findings with the hog rider lord, and the lord loved the new changes and accessories, but not the name hoog. From that day forth, every hog rider would be shirtless, with golden jewelry, but the hoog wasn’t out of the picture yet. The persian empire would go on to be one of the biggest empires out there, and the news of the hoog spread. Nowadays, hoog is widely used by many people to refer hog riders.

Persian person 1: I request some hoogs.

Person 2: Here’s some hog riders for you.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Toy Insanity

Toy insanity is a guy who is always sugar high, and does crazy things. Upon overseeing his videos, the government had a big hefty laugh, and decided to make insanity a word to be used to describe someone crazy, or sugar high. Some people even use the word toy insanity instead of just plain insanity.

You are toy insanity!

I was running yesterday when toy insanity ran up to me and robbed me of $50. The robber is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Bool Tool

The “Bool Tool” similar to the boolean modifier is pronounced “buuul choool” Despite its pronunciation it is a very powerful tool that has a better handling and visual presentation than the boolean modifier. The Bool Tool is a free plugin, and once you’ve bought it from your local store, you can plug it into your computer and work with the Bool Tool. Bool Tools work best when plugged into your blender and not your computer, specifically a Ninja Blender. It is actually intended to be used with your blender, and not your computer. When plugged into your computer there isn’t much you can do with the Bool Tool, but when you welcome the pixels, anything can be done on your computer with the Bool Tool.

I bought the Bool tool yesterday, and made some delicious looking smoothies with it

The free blender addon, the buuul choool.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Tww

Tww is a fat bozo paradise, a hangout for simps, and the ultimate place for trolls, as it holds the record for having the most bugs and exploits. 90% of the women on Tww are guys trying to trick simps into giving them free stuff and 90% of the guys are toxics who spend 12 hours a day on Tww. The developers of Tww all left, leaving only one developer who spends 8 hours a day spinning around the editor, making slight adjustments to the map or some values, which actually end up making everything worse. Even with all that, Tww is a great place because of the lasso. The lasso allows you to grab a fat bozo, rob them for all their money, roll them off a cliff, and watch them leave in rage. Although, be careful when lassoing a fat bozo, because you never know when a tryhard hero will be there to save the day.

(A common fat bozo roams the street of bozo city, when their eyes come across a woman, who they then approach)

Fat bozo: Hello.

Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?

Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Shhhmoke

Shhhmoke, a word that is considered an insult by many. Many people say he is more evil than Hitler. Shhhmoke is a barbarian who was born in the viking age. He never became a general like everyone else, as he was too much of a bozo. Everytime his general deployed him in battle, he would accidentally somehow end up helping the enemies win. One day when Shhhmoke was deployed in battle, and Shhhmoke’s general lost, his general had enough, and he removed Shhhmoke from his battle roster. Shhhmoke was roaming the streets when he came across a sleeping hoog and wizard. He took both their clothes and jewelry, and put them on giving him a rich aesthetic. He soon came across a clan castle, and met Lothorlitnghamr. Lothor thought he was one of the richest generals, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. Shhhmoke became a barbarian who lead armies, and would lose most battles. He would be seen spending a lot of time with Lothor, further decreasing Lothor’s IQ. No one in the clan liked Shhhmoke so they all left. After it was just him and Lothor in the clan, he left the clan and searched for the next clan to destroy.

I had a dream last night where I had a successful clan, and Shhhmoke came in and destroyed it.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.

A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025