13 definitions by Michael Hyperwebster
War Dog., the best war hero out there. When War Dog and Whistleduck were puppies, they were best friends. After being 1 year old dogs they decided to become generals, and went to search for a clan. They found the clan, “The package,” and joined it, where they would meet Lothorlitnghamr. Upon joining the clan, war performance would be better, thanks to War Dog. War Dog was truly the gem of the clan. He always would get first place in clan war, he would always be leading the clan war boat, and he would always have the highest donations. After the clan got down to 40 members, that’s when Shhhmoke began his corruption, killing the clan even faster. War Dog saw this, and he couldn’t let Shhhmoke destroy the clan, so he started the ASC (anti Shhhmoke club) where he had a petition to get rid of Shhhmoke. Everyone was too scared to sign up, so he disbanded the ASC and would argue with Shhhmoke on his absence in war, and his decisions. He would get all sorts of crazy answers from Shhhmoke, but there was nothing he could do about Shhhmoke, Lothor was already brainwashed. He watched as more and more people left. He knew the clan was doomed to fail, and the final straw was when his friend Whistleduck was kicked. War Dog left the clan and started his own. His clan would be insanely successful and he would go on to be the most powerful general and war hero ever.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022
Lothorlitnghamr is known as many things by many different people, but what he truly is, is, a war hero. Lothorlitnghamr, short for Lothor, was born in the viking era. He quickly became the general of the army of barbarians, archers, and giants. He was successful in every battle, no one matched his army's skill in battle. He soon created a clan, named, “The Package.” In no time many other generals joined the clan, and it became very successful. One day, a barbarian named, “Shhhmoke,” snuck into the clan castle, dressed as the most powerful of men. Lothor liked his look, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. After that day, the clan began falling apart. People began leaving the clan and the clan started dying. Lothor lost his leadership skills and began yelling at his recruits for not filling the Warboat with troops. More and more people left, until the clan soon became empty. Shhhmoke was the last member to leave, and Lothor was disappointed in himself. No one ever saw or heard of Lothor to this day, and he is believed to be a myth. But I know the stories are true, and I know that Lothor truly is, A war hero.
Person 1: Did you hear the myths about Lothorlitnghamr?
Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.
Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
Arshya Fanipour, the son of King William III was born in 1919. In 1932, he invented the flywheel. 5 years later, he invented the first Iphone. The king was disappointed in Arshya Fanipour, as he wanted Arshya to live in the castle, use primitive equipment and take his throne when he died. Arshya was already planning on moving out of Castle Byers, and moving into the big city. The king was planning Arshya’s assassination. He ordered 20 men to break into Arshya’s room at 9:00 PM, and kill him. Arshya knew about the assassination, and prepared. It was 8:59 PM, The men went up to the door, and slammed it open. Unfortunately for the men, Arshya had just invented the first gun. Arshya shredded all the men with lead, then he exited from the window, and shimmied down on his blanket rope. Arshya had just invented the first airplane, and escaped the castle on his airplane. King William III was shocked upon hearing about Arshya’s escape, and died from a heart attack. A random peasant from the village became King William IIII. Arshya would go on to invent Clash Royale in the 1980s, and spent the rest of his life on Clash Royale. He invented the “heheheha” in 1983, and it would go on to be his proudest invention. King William IIII loved the heheheha, and he also appreciated Arshya for causing the king's death. To honor Arshya, he made Arshya Fanipour a word for “legend”. To this day, Arshya Fanipour is a word used by many people across the globe to refer to a legendary person.
Dude, you are such an Arshya Fanipour!
He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 16, 2022
Toy insanity is a guy who is always sugar high, and does crazy things. Upon overseeing his videos, the government had a big hefty laugh, and decided to make insanity a word to be used to describe someone crazy, or sugar high. Some people even use the word toy insanity instead of just plain insanity.
You are toy insanity!
I was running yesterday when toy insanity ran up to me and robbed me of $50. The robber is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
I was running yesterday when toy insanity ran up to me and robbed me of $50. The robber is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
Enjoy those goblans Dobby. A common quote often said near the great Dobby himself. Dobby is one of the strongest generals in lord Lothorlitnghamr’s clan, “The Package.” Dobby isn’t exactly a war hero like Lothor, but he is a logic hero. When the clan was falling apart due to Shhhmoke’s corruption (read definition on Lothorlitnghamr for more details) Dobby went out of his way to stop Shhhmoke’s reign with words and logic. It was too late to stop him though, the clan already lost half it’s members, and Lothor had given up, twisting his logic and making him agree with the barbarian, Shhhmoke. Lothor preferred Shhhmoke, because Shhhmoke would win more battles than Dobby, as Dobby always uses goblans. To this day, Dobby is believed to be alive somewhere out there, stopping crime and corruption.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022