8 definitions by Michael A A
Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.
Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Noun: Descriptive nickname of the Festival Leisure Park in Basildon, Essex. A hang-out for chavs and skank whores on a Friday and Saturday night.
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
An insulting term for a pikey person, when gypsy is not strong enough, but they do not warrant the full blown Pitsea
by Michael A A February 8, 2008
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
The general term for any group of Eastern Europeans who will wash your car in a Tesco's car park for a fiver.
by Michael A A February 7, 2008