287 definitions by Michael

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 4, 2004

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 20, 2005

Borange

The name of a song (sung prior to 1015AD) a Hebrew mother sings to her doaughter before the daughters wedding night.

The borange sung was emotional, deep with slight humuor and zest

by Michael January 7, 2005

boardies

A pair of surfing board shorts

I gonna chuck on some boardies.

by Michael November 11, 2004

fagor

The art of being a complete dumbass while being ignorant of the fact that you are a dumbass.

I can't believe what Kenny just did, what a fagor!

by Michael September 25, 2003

tupac (2pac)

2pac - the greatest rapper ever he is without doubt the best black spkesman in history he was a great man he cared for people while maintaining his thug image released many great albums and did many good films wrote great poems and he did not think every white person was a racist he is a great in the hip hop and acting world he is number 1

2pac is the greatest rapper ever

by Michael May 15, 2003

ashwishta shwong

Slurred variation on the rap phase "acheetta chong"

rapper: Uda bock shint and acheetta chong...

big-tongued rapper: nwewewewe and ashwishta shwong...

by Michael April 12, 2004