3 definitions by Michael Henry

womjaculant

It is the female equivalent of ejaculant or cum from men. Some women, when arroused and orgasming have the bodily reaction for squirt a liquid substance from their vaginas.

I was eating out Tammy last night and her womjaculant got all in my eyes

by Michael Henry April 12, 2006

dick boom

When one's penis explodes from to much crazy sex

oh man, last night lisa asked for me to do it for a seventh time and i had a dick boom

by Michael Henry April 3, 2006

Diaherpaids

Is the affliction where one person has diabetes, herpes and AIDS all at the same time. It is unplesant because you cant eat sugar, have unprotected sex or eat out hoes, which are the three best things ever, but probably the way you got Diaherpaids in the first place.

"hey man lets go beat up homless people tonight"
"i cant man, my Diaherpaids are flaring up again, and they rendered me dead"

by Michael Henry April 20, 2006