1 definition by Michael Allhouse
Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
by Michael Allhouse March 7, 2008