Top Definition
A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.

A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.

Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology

There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.

This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC
Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!

I got my bachelor's in three months!

I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.

Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!
by Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 11, 2010

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