2 definitions by Mexican Soviet

losquat

A very heavy, very low barbell squat that causes the lifter's rectum to burst.

Francis is in hospital thanks to a losquat.

by Mexican Soviet February 24, 2016

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet February 23, 2016