5 definitions by Metalspork
Is what you get after 5 days of masterbating
by Metalspork December 4, 2010
Yeah your hairs fine, but it's going to take more than that to move the attention away from your Brucie Bonus.
by Metalspork November 13, 2007
A piece of excrement -
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. When Tommy finally came out of the bathroom, everything pointed towards an awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
by Metalspork November 13, 2007
A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.
by Metalspork November 13, 2007
The oldest guy on the forum/in the current thread. Not even a little bit "with it". Will occasionally talking about his rash or back pains.
by Metalspork June 4, 2011