11 definitions by Merlin
Look, I've got three things to say.
1. The Church is true.
2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.
3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!
1. The Church is true.
2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.
3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!
by Merlin September 17, 2004
people should take baseball bats with them when driving and if they see a gang of these 'rude bois' casuing trouble, fuckin well smash their heads in. 5 points for blood, 10 points if theyre unconscious and a whopping 50 points for a kill. o my sweet pyjamas.
(gang of rude bois approaches a lone person walking home)
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person: fuck
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person: fuck
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time
by Merlin January 25, 2005
OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html
I love you, Lucy Madison!
I love you, Lucy Madison!
"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."
"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"
"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"
by Merlin September 17, 2004
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by Merlin January 21, 2005