3 definitions by Merg1

Staredaddy

A dad that stares with lustful eyes at his teenage, or young adult, daughter's friends or son's girlfriend

It just creeps me out to hang out at Molly's house because her father is such a staredaddy

by Merg1 October 18, 2016

Roaminitis

The urge one feels when desiring to move on from what's been an exclusive relationship

I've got a bad case of roaminitis in my bones right now that can only be healed by hooking up with someone new

by Merg1 October 16, 2016

brain fork

Quick change of mind

Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...

by Merg1 March 19, 2017