Definitions by Mepman

Shit damn it 

Something that just comes out your mouth when you're really screwed.

John: You know the final's tomorrow right?

Jon: Aw shit damn it!

Shit damn it by Mepman June 15, 2012

Colaboard 

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.

Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

Colaboard by Mepman April 18, 2012

al-Roker

The black member of the al-Queda that is usually the prankster of the group.

Tortured Man writing in journal: "While the towelheads made threats to my life and family, the al-Roker sat there and made degrading and humorous comments about the size of my dick."

al-Roker by Mepman April 18, 2012

Red Paratroopa 

Those semi-smart enemies from Super Mario Bros. The only

difference from Green Paratroopas is that they don't commit

suicide when reaching a cliff, they turn around..then jump around some more.

Bowser: Of course all our Green Paratroopas are dying, only the Red Paratroopas turn around!

Goomba: Sir, that's so stupid...

Red Paratroopa by Mepman January 12, 2011

Golden Gun 

The best gun ever. A one-hit kill with every shot. If you have this gun, you will win, period.

Jimmy was 0-16 on the leaderboard, then he the Golden Gun, and his luck changed.

golden gun the man with the golden gun

Golden Gun by Mepman January 10, 2011