the day nine months after the condom broke
happy birthday Alex
the definition for a definition is a definition
the polite way to call someone a slut
She got pregnant at 14.
She's quite the teenage mother.
the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker
Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."
Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."
Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."
The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.
Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"
Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
the name given to a person of extremely high standards
an all mighty diety
a being with supernatural skills
Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.
the thing you can never be because, one you're looking up ganster on the computer, and two you looked it up spelling it
g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r instead of g-a-n-g-s-t-a
wtf you dont know what a gangster is
that guy is in no way a gangster
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