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3 definitions by Mental Midget

 
1.
Beaver, Muff, Bush, Pussy, Vagina, Furry Taco.
"Gosh Ward, you were a little hard on the Beave last night."
by Mental Midget November 15, 2003
 
2.
When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".

Sometimes referred to as "crowning".
I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".

also

I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".
by Mental Midget November 15, 2003
 
3.
An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".
Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.
by Mental Midget November 15, 2003