3 definitions by Mellie B.

melting cock

True to the phrase "melting pot"... a "melting cock" is a dong that doesn't discriminate and sticks it to all races.

Vidal is a melting cock, he hits all continents!

by Mellie B. September 13, 2007

lombardi helicopter chop

When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter, and smack an innocent bystander in the forehead with it.

Vidal was lombardi helicopter chopping all over the party, watch out for a black eye!

by Mellie B. September 18, 2007

Candy Balls

When a man dips his balls in flavored lube.

Lick my candy balls, bi-atch!

by Mellie B. October 8, 2007