3 definitions by Melissa Yardley

pissabolity

A clever rearrangement of the letters of 'possibility', can be used to refer to something that may have had potential but is now a complete disaster or to indicate to a persistent teenager that whatever they are asking for is not a possibility at all.

That job has become a total pissabolity.

Teenager: Can I have a party next weekend.
Mother: I will talk to your father Darling, I am sure its a pissabolity.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

coniption

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.

I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003