Melissa's definitions

fasinate

To fasin thingsfasinate

I have 9 buttons and i can only fasin 8

by Melissa April 10, 2005

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 2, 2003

courting out

initiation out of a gang

yo you hear joe's gettin courted out

by Melissa February 6, 2005

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

wEva

used for "wut eva" or, which is the grammatically correct saying, "what ever."

Sam: You goin to the party?
Liz: No, the party's gonna be lame.
Sam: Weva

by MeLiSSa October 29, 2004

Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

Vukovich

(verb) Used as a threat implying bodily harm, may be used with or without a shaking fist. May be used in conjunction with a superbole when the threat is outrageously exaggerated. Generally not uttered upon those who lead a life of richousnous.

"I'll Vukovich YOU!" (used whilst shaking fist)
"Don't make me open a can of Vukovich on your ass!"
"You're asking for a Vukovich sandwich!"

by melissa February 15, 2005