Melissa's definitions

imfuckinportant

The ultimate in importance. Something more important than importance itself. Must be used only when strictly necessary. Used when wanting to express your innermost importance.

"Josh is so imfuckinportant, that he had to have his own word in the UrbanDictionary."

by Melissa June 19, 2006

anal sausage

when shit comes out your ass and looks like sausage links, or a person who you describe as a piece of shit, only in a more unique way

That guy is such an asshole. Yea, he is an anal sausage.-

by melissa March 10, 2004

grush

1)When a straight girl has a non-sexual "crush" on another girl; idolization.

2)One who is the object of such an infatuation.

"My friend owns every Gwenyth movie ever made (even "Emma"). She totally has a grush on her."

"Every girl is infatuated with some other woman that she is not interested in sleeping with, whether it's a movie star or the cute bartender with the gorgeous skin. Who's your grush?"

by melissa March 2, 2005

fudgie

A homosexual man.

Scene in a gay bar: "Hey, check out that cute fudgie over there, I'm gonna go get his digits"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

i ono

slang term for "i dont know" used on instant messenger when the person is too lazy do write the full word

person 1: what time are you going to your moms?
person 2: i ono

by melissa March 6, 2004

half and half

A drink usually consisting of lemonade and iced tea.

"Lemme get a chicken box with salt, pepper, and ketchup and a half and half."

by Melissa January 13, 2004

s.t.p.

Shell Town Playa {s}

he a s.t.p.

by Melissa May 11, 2003