284 definitions by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ
this is when two friends of the opposite sex play this game on each other birthday only. same way on each birthday they have. the man see if he can get more girlfriends than his female friend can get more boyfriends. and the person who birthday its not that day the other friend. he or she hopes to win to make the loser sing happy birthday to them on their own birthday. so if its my friend birthday i want to win. so she has to sing happy birthday to me on her birthday. and when its my birthday she hopes to win too. and neither one can start until its midnight time on their birthday when it just starting the new day but midnight at night time. so dawn comes after and when you wake up its that birthday. so you have 24 hours. what you do after is your own business. until its their birthday. and start again.
the friends birthday game is the best game i ever played and we only get to do it twice a year one for each other birthday.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ May 20, 2022
someone outside of a culture or a race or species who don't know anything about them and making wrong assumptions and accusations and highly insulting the people
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ April 27, 2022
omw means on my way like you tell your girlfriend when your driving to see her. i debuff the urban legends of impatient girls because they think we be lying but they just live 6 hours or way or more and wouldn't drive that far to see us. sometimes they take buses or walk or ride a bike but there you go.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ May 20, 2022
When you see a girl or woman so beautiful, you propose to her the first moment you see her. You have a ring ready and she says yes too and you get married for life , and you tell her Father. That’s alright sir I’m about to pay for the wedding. I want to marry her now. And you take the time to know everything about her. What she loves so you can always do it. What she hates so you don’t ever do it and live happily ever after.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ May 13, 2022
when a person gets emotionally and recklesss/wreckless and destructive from their pure angry, madness, insane hate and tremendous hatred. especially you expose a dirty secret about them that will destroy them or ruin them...
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ June 13, 2022
when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ April 20, 2022