136 definitions by Megan

lmfaowotf

Laughing my f-in ass off while on the floor

omg how did you get tickets to the tampon 200? Oh we pulled some strings and got good seats!!--Lmfaowotf that was gr8 !!

by Megan November 14, 2004

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

by Megan March 15, 2005

5 second rule

the rule regarding the amount of time you have to recover dropped food from the floor and still be able to eat it.

my ice cream! quick, 5 second rule!

by Megan July 10, 2004

suck at life

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

by Megan September 5, 2004

ton

The favorite person who gives you high fives with both hands and makes you smile on the crappiest of days. friend

Ton, get out of my head.

by Megan April 2, 2004

nnnts

That really awesome sound in techno music.

nnnts nnnts nnnts nnnts!

by Megan January 22, 2004

bf4l

A stupid abreviation that people use thinking that they will be best friends for life, but really in reality they will get in a fight and not ever speak to eachother again.

see bffae, bff

me and lindsey were bf4lunitl she thought i was a dork and abandoned me for stupid stuck up mean people

by Megan June 13, 2004