12 definitions by MegaMonkeyMoney

STEMtard

A STEMtard is when someone who is fluent in the areas of STEM but is otherwise unintelligent in everything else.

Hey do your remember that STEMtard Johnson? Yeah I hate that guy

by MegaMonkeyMoney March 6, 2021

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dirty jazzy

When you stick your dick insides a milk carton then shove it into your partners ass

My woman requests dirty jazzy all the dam time

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 27, 2021

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When right before the male ejaculates you pull out your star charts to see exactly where it will land. Then you get in position and chant their zodiac sign until cum flys into your mouth. You then use the star chart for clean up.

I’m not really into getting a dirty via maybe we can do the best hot chocolate instead

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 23, 2021

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dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

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warlock fisting

Warlock fisting is a sex move where you warlock punch(Smash Bros. move) a woman’s vagina. This is done correctly when your fist goes inside at such speed and power that your arm is inside to your elbow. She should also get a instant orgasm

I love warlock fisting my girl!

by MegaMonkeyMoney December 13, 2020

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