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2 definitions by Mega Oper

 
1.
A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida
Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.
by mega oper July 10, 2008
 
2.
The female genitalia. The opposite of the male power stick.
I totally tore up that hooker's shame cave.
by Mega Oper May 02, 2008