3 definitions by Medicus007
When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.
Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.
Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
by Medicus007 February 8, 2016
When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.
Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.
Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.
"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"
"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."
"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."
by Medicus007 March 3, 2016
When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.
by Medicus007 February 8, 2016