4 definitions by Meathook Mike
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014
When some abruptly imposes their sexuality on other people by shoe horning in grimy details about their sex life. SE stands for Sexuality Enforcement.
Sarah: Did you see the news today?
Alice: Yes. I'm going to jump Bryn's bones when I get home tonight.
Sarah: Ok. I got some nice candles the other day.
Alice: I like it when Bryn drips hot candle wax on me. It turns me on.
Sarah: I think I left the oven on. See you later.
Sarah thinks to herself as she leaves: That Alice is a fucking SE Dickhead!
Alice: Yes. I'm going to jump Bryn's bones when I get home tonight.
Sarah: Ok. I got some nice candles the other day.
Alice: I like it when Bryn drips hot candle wax on me. It turns me on.
Sarah: I think I left the oven on. See you later.
Sarah thinks to herself as she leaves: That Alice is a fucking SE Dickhead!
by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014
The act of sexual contact with multiple, compliant partners in an aggressive fashion. Some sort of fucked up orgy not for the feint hearted.
Victoria: Me and Mike(1) are going to Jackie's for a good time. You're more than welcome to tag along.
Mike2: I've heard about Jackie's sex parties. That bitch is crazy!
Sal: I've heard that too, her orgies always turn in to full blown Guerilla War Sex.
Victoria: That's all part of the fun.
Mike2: Not for us like, but thanks for the invite all the same.
Mike2: I've heard about Jackie's sex parties. That bitch is crazy!
Sal: I've heard that too, her orgies always turn in to full blown Guerilla War Sex.
Victoria: That's all part of the fun.
Mike2: Not for us like, but thanks for the invite all the same.
by Meathook Mike June 18, 2014
A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.
Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?
Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?
Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?
by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014