An Armenian person living in Glendale, CA
When System of a Down blew up on the radio, all these hessian Glendale-ians came out of nowhere!
"I don't think I'm wearing a dress to the wedding; I'll propbably go casusual".
When you wake up in the morning feeling like a complete dumbass
"I woke up dead to the world and had no idea I didn't lift up the toilet seat when I pee'd...definately having a moronin"
all the garage bands that came out just as The Strokes blew up
"I was at the Whiskey A Go-Go last night to see Muse, and all the opening acts were these diet strokes".
Old person skinny
"In order for me to look hot in that Dior dress, I have to be a granerexic".
A dude stuck in the hayday of Cross Colors and high top fades while listening to the sounds of Big Daddy Kane while donning the thick gold chains; Mr. T's sons
"So I was walking around the mall when I got approached by Mr. Gold Skool who asked me if I had heard the latest Kid n Play album"
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