2 definitions by Maynard5

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a woman's period. The blood that comes out of a woman during her period.
When a woman is on her period and she coughs or sneezes or even moves just right, a flood of blood comes out of the vagina.
My God, I coughed and had a huge blood flood!
by Maynard5 May 18, 2006

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A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.
When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.
by Maynard5 May 12, 2006

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