6 definitions by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast February 1, 2023
What your (or someone else's) car's tires leave behind after an extraordinary getaway. Usually a very popular way of sending taunts/threats/messages to whoever you got away from, whether that be the police, your ex, or an abandoned friend.
Getaway van - *Leaves*
You - "Hold up lemme do something real quick"
Getaway Driver - *Stops* "Alrighty then"
You - *Writes the words 'EAT IT FATASS' in the burnt rubber on the ground*
You - "Alrighty lets go"
Van - *Leaves for real*
20 minutes later
Police officer #1 - "God FUCKING dammit we lost them"
Police officer #2 - "And they called us fatass >:("
You - "Hold up lemme do something real quick"
Getaway Driver - *Stops* "Alrighty then"
You - *Writes the words 'EAT IT FATASS' in the burnt rubber on the ground*
You - "Alrighty lets go"
Van - *Leaves for real*
20 minutes later
Police officer #1 - "God FUCKING dammit we lost them"
Police officer #2 - "And they called us fatass >:("
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast February 1, 2023
An escape vehicle, similar to a Getaway car, that is used to transport more goods, run over obstacles, and/or kidnappings. Getaway vans are popular methods of escape, especially after heists.
Guy 1 - "Quickly, to my car!"
Guy 2- "Fuck no, we'll get shot up!"
Guy 1- "Fine, to the Getaway van!"
Guy 2 "But we'll get blocked by police!"
Guy 1- "JUST RUN THEM OVER, THIS VAN CAN TAKE IT!"
3 hours later
Newsman - "Reports say that 43 officers, and 23 civilians have been confirmed dead after a Getaway van plowed through the crowd."
Guy 2- "Fuck no, we'll get shot up!"
Guy 1- "Fine, to the Getaway van!"
Guy 2 "But we'll get blocked by police!"
Guy 1- "JUST RUN THEM OVER, THIS VAN CAN TAKE IT!"
3 hours later
Newsman - "Reports say that 43 officers, and 23 civilians have been confirmed dead after a Getaway van plowed through the crowd."
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast February 1, 2023
The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
That feeling you get when you carry you dog/cat to your room, but they walk out the moment you put them down
Bart: OK insert dog/cat name here, you stay here on my bed
Dog/cat: *walks out*
Bart: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
*Bart is heartbroken due to this betrayal*
Dog/cat: *walks out*
Bart: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
*Bart is heartbroken due to this betrayal*
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
Guy: ‘Hey kid, I installed this new “key cleaner” on the wall’
Kid: ‘Aw cool! I’ll try it out right now’
*Kid sticks a key into the “key cleaner” and fucking dies*
Guy: That little shit actually fell for it.
Kid: ‘Aw cool! I’ll try it out right now’
*Kid sticks a key into the “key cleaner” and fucking dies*
Guy: That little shit actually fell for it.
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023