3 definitions by Maxwell oats

Autroplanile

Someone who is incredibly and overly in tune with celestial bodies i.e. Earth, The Moon, Saturn. Autroplaniles base their entire personality on celestial bodies. It's a bit like horoscopes, but on a celestial scale. Being autroplanilistic means you like to think that kind of way, instead of basing your entire personality on it. Autroplanilism is having the belief that only autroplaniles should be the ones on earth and that all other belief suystems are invalid and should be exterminated. They also are incredibly suspicious.

Girl 1: Ew god look at Becky over there, army crawling and aggressively smelling the earth. No way! Does she have sticks and moss in her hair? And are her pants stuffed with dirt and leaves and tree bark???

Girl 2: Yeah did you not hear? Becky's an Autroplanile now.

by Maxwell oats March 1, 2023

Alfredoed

When you bust into a chicks mouth and you throw in some parmesean cheese and oregano, then force her to swallow it.

Dude 1: Yo, How did you night with Chelsea from Yubo go?

Dude 2: Dude it was crazy, I didn’t expect her to suck dick so well so I gave her a little treat and Alfredoed her.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, I can’t believe you actually did that with her!

by Maxwell oats January 1, 2021

Trainsportation

The different methods of travel by large operating machines on any form of bar track system.

My mother and I were very little we decided to invent a new word together and came up with Trainsportation

by Maxwell oats September 29, 2022