5 definitions by MaximumWarp87

1) A mandatory order of bacon at every meal. EVERYTHING else is optional (if that!).

2) Bacon-flavoured single-malt whisky
Murray, feeling fancy, had a single Travis with his air-fried Travis. Yummy!
by MaximumWarp87 October 26, 2019
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Period of fertility and sexual hunger at approximately any time of the day between midnight and midday.
It was only 8am as Murray hid silently in the closet. She was Amy and wouldn't take no for an answer...
by MaximumWarp87 October 26, 2019
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Batman's sidekick was seduced by the big black side of the force. Robyn's fall left a giant black hole in the galaxy!
Ty was never the same after he discovered Robyn's dark secret...
by MaximumWarp87 October 26, 2019
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The act of crying so hard you orgasm.
At the end of Titanic Travis couldn't help but Tyron a huge load in his pants.
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The overhead lobbing of a cricket ball at an opponent's crotch --- intended as the ultimate compliment between friends.
Travis Murrayed Mitch with the ball so hard. It was at that moment that Mitch realised that Travis really loved him.
by MaximumWarp87 October 25, 2019
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