1 definition by Maxaphoneman247

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, looking at the reflection of the shit, and then sucking up or forcing the shit back inside yourelf for business or pleasure.
(the relflection of the shit evokes the emotion to force it back into yourself, this is key)
Kip: I can't believe you have never maxaphoned. Hey Bobby do you maxaphone?
Bobby: Ya i did twice today. Kelby what about you?
Kelby: Ya man i've done it twice since we've been here. What about you Colin? Wait where's Colin?
Kip: He's maxaphoning.
by Maxaphoneman247 December 23, 2009
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