18 definitions by MaxStiffman69
When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!
Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.
Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.
Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!
by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022
A planching is somewhere in between slow romantic cuddling with your significant other and violently raw-dogging the absolute shit out of a girl you met on tinder. An ambiguous term for sexual intimacy/intercourse.
by MaxStiffman69 February 3, 2022
A respectable classy female who all young women should aspire to be.
She carries herself with grace and dignity and is an inspiration to all ladies and a role model.
Best known for her role in “Insatiable Slut Lana Rhoades takes massive BBC in both holes” she is an icon that all girls should aspire to be.
She carries herself with grace and dignity and is an inspiration to all ladies and a role model.
Best known for her role in “Insatiable Slut Lana Rhoades takes massive BBC in both holes” she is an icon that all girls should aspire to be.
by MaxStiffman69 March 3, 2023
Human adult babies are similar to regular adults except they are more immature, and underdeveloped. Adult babies may have the physical appearance of a regular adult, but internally they have the developmental maturity of a newborn or infant. There are currently 1.5 million human adult babies in the United States and that number is growing daily. Adult babies have been largely discriminated against in the US. One of the most offensive things you can say to an adult baby is “Grow Up!” or “Goo-Goo-Ga-Ga” One of the best organizations to support human adult babies is the Human Adult Babies Of American Foundation also known as HABOAF.
by MaxStiffman69 June 17, 2022
Fresh out the slums of Lincoln, Massachusetts Max Stiffman is the biggest cooze-hound we know. Notorious for getting girls he meets on Snapchat to come to his house and have anal sex with him, Max Stiffman puts the P in poon-fiend. Known for wielding an exceptionally large phallus, Stiffman has measured in at 11 inches, and sources confirm - he is Green Bay packin. With a PHD in “Getting Yo Girl Wet” and Bachelor’s degree in “Making Yo Bitch Climax”, Max Stiffman has the brain and the brawn. Only thing he doesn’t have is a limit when it comes to pounding vag.
Max Stiffman is a total cooze-hound!
by MaxStiffman69 June 5, 2022
Someone who is biased against or discriminatory towards anal gapes, gape enthusiasts, or gaping a whole.
This could range between someone who thinks gapes are distasteful and unbecoming to someone who repeatedly refuses to engage in gaping with you.
Technically a gapephobe is any female who refuses to have anal sex with you.
Like who the fuck is she to tell me I can’t stretch out her asshole wider than a full sized couch…?
Gapephobia is a serious issue in the United States and all over the world, and should be addressed with “gape positive” education and “gapephobia support groups” for men who have felt abused by women who didn’t wanna have anal sex with them.
This could range between someone who thinks gapes are distasteful and unbecoming to someone who repeatedly refuses to engage in gaping with you.
Technically a gapephobe is any female who refuses to have anal sex with you.
Like who the fuck is she to tell me I can’t stretch out her asshole wider than a full sized couch…?
Gapephobia is a serious issue in the United States and all over the world, and should be addressed with “gape positive” education and “gapephobia support groups” for men who have felt abused by women who didn’t wanna have anal sex with them.
So I asked the PAWG at Subway if after she made me my footlong sub, she wanted to take my footlong in the back room. She threw my sandwich in the trash and told me to leave the door. So fucking gapephobic!!
by MaxStiffman69 March 10, 2023
The act of inserting a butt plug into your anal cavity to enhance daily activities or even introduce some anal stimulation into an intense workout.
Plugging can be done by males, females, even teenagers, and is quickly becoming America’s newest naughty trend.
“Plugging a nut” is similar to busting a nut, but when you ejaculate with your butt plug intact. This can be either be intentional or involuntary.
Starbucks is quickly becoming the number one “plugging” location by both males and females and seems to be a great pass time to get a venti vanilla chai bullshit latte with your butt plug inserted.
Stay naughty America!
Plugging can be done by males, females, even teenagers, and is quickly becoming America’s newest naughty trend.
“Plugging a nut” is similar to busting a nut, but when you ejaculate with your butt plug intact. This can be either be intentional or involuntary.
Starbucks is quickly becoming the number one “plugging” location by both males and females and seems to be a great pass time to get a venti vanilla chai bullshit latte with your butt plug inserted.
Stay naughty America!
I caught this filthy slut plugging while working a 9 hour shift at Starbucks. Had to fire her. Mainly because I found 4 used butt plugs in the nearby trash can, and a customer complained that he had found one is his Frappuchino.
by MaxStiffman69 April 14, 2023