A statement made when someone or something is so obviously gay
that it goes without saying. Often used when replying to someone whose gaydar
Mark: My gaydar isn't working today. Is Rick gay?
Steve: Oh my god, girl, the gay is SILENT!
Al: I'm in the mood for some gay music. Got any Erasure?
Scott: You think Erasure is gay music?
Al: Duh, the gay is SILENT!