Cluster Buster

The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.

"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

shabba

A word to be shouted whenever you feel like it for no reason whatsoever.

"I am going for a tomtit. SHABBA!"

by Matty Boy October 11, 2004

goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

jizz bib

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.

My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004