Definitions by Matty Boy

dung button 

The Anus.

"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."

dung button by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

Gwank 

Furious, female masturbation.

"Christina Aguilera was hospitalised during her sell out concert last night. Only 27 seconds into her hit-single 'Dirty', she gwanked herself unconscious over a picture of Madonna."

Gwank by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

jizz bib 

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.

My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.

jizz bib by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

Cluster Buster 

The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.

"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."

Cluster Buster by Matty Boy March 9, 2004