Matty Boy's definitions

shabba

A word to be shouted whenever you feel like it for no reason whatsoever.

"I am going for a tomtit. SHABBA!"

by Matty Boy October 11, 2004

Spin the wheel

A threat, and a very serious one at that. If somebody threatens to spin the wheel on you beware! The wheel is a devastating haymaker type punch that may very well take your head off.
However, due to the severity of 'the wheel' it is very rarely spun. 'Spinning the wheel' is no joking matter.
Sometimes called 'the wheel of justice'

One man may say to another who has wrongly cast doubts over his sexuality: "if you don't take that back I am going to spin the wheel"

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

boy batter

Spoog, spode, spunk, cum, male ejaculate.

"If you don't have any creme fraiche, boy batter does basically the same job."
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

jizz bib

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.

My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004