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This means, turning around a corner. It's used when your in the car and you want to be a little extra so you say "Watch me skrrt round dis corner bo". It is a sign of dominance and confidence when you pull off a "skrrt round dis corner bo".
Me in the car with mates: Watch me skrrt round dis corner bo
My mates: Biggest man out
*Me be cool wit it*
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by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019
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A Guacbruh can be used as a compliment or an insult, depending on the tone of your voice. A guacbruh is a bruh (silly person) who is mashed up, so basically retarded and has 3 braincells. If you use it as a compliment, you say it after they have done something really funny. If it a insult, it's used after they do something dumb and unfunny.
Gethin: Watch me poo in my mouth.

Me: Wow! you're such a guacbruh.

OR

Gethin: Watch me wee in my mouth

Me: Dude poo is funny, wee isn't stop being such a stupid quacbruh

Gethin: *smashes my head into wall*

Me: *Becomes immortal because I called him a quacbruh*
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by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019
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Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.
Friend: What are you doing bah?

Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?

Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.

Friend: Ok, I get you know.

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by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019
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