Matthew's definitions

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

N-tercooler

System that is fitted infront of an intercooler to pre-cool the air before reaching the intercooler. Uses Nitrous Oxide hence the name "N-tercooler".

This N-tercooler gives me 5 brake extra power output.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.

Man, did someone just do a Jskie?

by Matthew April 12, 2005

-ykins

Usually an attachment to a name.
Often used as a term of endearment.

calling to your friend brad you may say: Come here Brad-ykins!

by Matthew November 14, 2003

peedy

A really annoying talking bird created by Microsoft

Peedy is so annoying, I made a video of him jumping off a cliff.

by Matthew December 29, 2003

satan

The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.

Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering

1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.

by Matthew December 18, 2002