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comedy central

by Matthew December 12, 2003
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Necromaniac

An individual whom exhibits a prefential sexual tendancy to exhume corpses for the purposes of rabid, bone shattering,maggot scattering corpse grinding.
*dig dig dig*
*poke poke poke*
Fancy some gay tea?
by MATTHEW January 15, 2005
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Crack addict

A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.
Bumlover:let me lick your bum
Random sti infested tranny: OKAY
by MATTHEW January 15, 2005
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posselot

Insulting word describing a lesbian woman. The contrverse of faggot.
"i swear chealsea is such a posselot"
by matthew February 14, 2005
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cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.
"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.
by Matthew May 1, 2004
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chalut

Chalut is a slut I made this up because a teacher yelled at me and my usual word to say to n e 1 is slut so I was like you freggin slut when she yelled at me and then she was like what? and I was like nothing you always think everythings about u u always think ppl b tlkin to u but its not like that I saved myself from getting introuble lol
Damn ms. your so freggin annyoing you freegin chalut

damn ma your leave me alone u chalut

your such a chalut
by Matthew February 6, 2005
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uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!
Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.
by Matthew November 16, 2003
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