Matthew's definitions

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

cooch burn

Razor Burn of the Cooch Area

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn

by matthew May 8, 2005

Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life

Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.

by Matthew April 3, 2005

Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

by Matthew November 26, 2003

mutha

A noun, denoting a stupid or inferior person.

"I own you mutha."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 16, 2003