Matthew's definitions

mutha

A noun, denoting a stupid or inferior person.

"I own you mutha."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.

Man, did someone just do a Jskie?

by Matthew April 12, 2005

Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

by Matthew November 26, 2003

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 16, 2003

religion

A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.

Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

cooch burn

Razor Burn of the Cooch Area

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn

by matthew May 8, 2005