Matthew's definitions

AOL

The choice of morons and sucm everywhare

i can't tie my own shoes but i can use aol

by Matthew December 12, 2003

peedy

A really annoying talking bird created by Microsoft

Peedy is so annoying, I made a video of him jumping off a cliff.

by Matthew December 29, 2003

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

satan

The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.

Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

jlf

Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.

"JLF yourself!" or "Did you see the JLF show?"

by matthew September 27, 2004

-ykins

Usually an attachment to a name.
Often used as a term of endearment.

calling to your friend brad you may say: Come here Brad-ykins!

by Matthew November 14, 2003

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering

1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.

by Matthew December 18, 2002