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A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.
by MATTHEW January 15, 2005
Get the Crack addict mug.1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"
by Matthew July 26, 2003
Get the knai mug.A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.
Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!
by Matthew May 10, 2004
Get the fuckmook mug.This phrase was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. This is a straight up insult. It should be used when you are trying to cause a fight. Actually, should only be used when trying to provoke a fight!
"Okay you frosted mini bitches. Bring it the fuck on!"
"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."
"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."
"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."
"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."
"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."
"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."
by Matthew May 19, 2004
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Get the buttneck mug.by matthew January 30, 2004
Get the lenhoff mug.Preppyness (yes, a its a word) is not a theme or fad, its a lifestyle, one that has been passed down in well to-do families along the east coast. Primarily these states are Maryland and Massachusetts. In Maryland, the most preppiest cities are; Bethesda, Potomac, and Chevy Chase. The preppies are only considered preppy if they attend the following schools: The Heights School, The Oakcrest School, Holy Child, Visitation, The Landon School, Bullis, Georgetown Prep, and Stone Ridge. Other schools are public and shitty. The guy preppies always wear their collars up, plaid shorts crisply ironed, and their j.crew flip flops. For the girls, their collars are also flipped up, their 8" Abercrombie & Fitch skirts low on the waist (revealing their hip bones)and their designer flip flops. In their hair they usually wear a plaid or striped bow. When traveling, preppies usually drive in the following makes of cars (nothing older than a 1995, seriously now) Mercedes, Land Rover, Jaguar, and of course, Jeep Wrangler. For the weekends, the preppies usually congregate at ones large palatial estate and discuss how great our life and friends are.
by Matthew June 2, 2004
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