Matthew's definitions

jlf

Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.

"JLF yourself!" or "Did you see the JLF show?"

by matthew September 27, 2004

satan

The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.

Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering

1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.

by Matthew December 18, 2002

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004

preppy

Preppyness (yes, a its a word) is not a theme or fad, its a lifestyle, one that has been passed down in well to-do families along the east coast. Primarily these states are Maryland and Massachusetts. In Maryland, the most preppiest cities are; Bethesda, Potomac, and Chevy Chase. The preppies are only considered preppy if they attend the following schools: The Heights School, The Oakcrest School, Holy Child, Visitation, The Landon School, Bullis, Georgetown Prep, and Stone Ridge. Other schools are public and shitty. The guy preppies always wear their collars up, plaid shorts crisply ironed, and their j.crew flip flops. For the girls, their collars are also flipped up, their 8" Abercrombie & Fitch skirts low on the waist (revealing their hip bones)and their designer flip flops. In their hair they usually wear a plaid or striped bow. When traveling, preppies usually drive in the following makes of cars (nothing older than a 1995, seriously now) Mercedes, Land Rover, Jaguar, and of course, Jeep Wrangler. For the weekends, the preppies usually congregate at ones large palatial estate and discuss how great our life and friends are.

That girl isnt wearing her collar up, she must go to public school

by Matthew June 2, 2004

cooch burn

Razor Burn of the Cooch Area

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn

by matthew May 8, 2005