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stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich
That dude is a nasty stringer.
by matthew December 1, 2003
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wev

pirple creature thing with no arms or legs
purple playtpus with no arms or legs
by matthew December 24, 2004
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engiminous

1.He carried himself engiminously in the shadows.

2. "This is quite the engiminous situation we've gotten ourselves into."
by Matthew December 18, 2002
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zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!
1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*
by Matthew February 15, 2004
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guacamole

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.
by Matthew April 21, 2005
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smoke down

Michigan slang for smoking dope. Means the same thing as smoking up in the 49 other states.
Brian made a bong out of a Faygo bottle so we could smoke down
by Matthew February 5, 2005
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uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!
Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.
by Matthew November 16, 2003
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