Matthew's definitions

Ja Rule

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

by Matthew November 1, 2004

Varinia

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.

I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.

by Matthew December 8, 2004

cushtie

good, sweet, alright, comfortabe

im cushtie wit at
meaning i am compfortable with that

or if someone says how are you u say cushtie

by matthew February 11, 2004

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

posselot

Insulting word describing a lesbian woman. The contrverse of faggot.

"i swear chealsea is such a posselot"

by matthew February 14, 2005

Crack addict

A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.

Bumlover:let me lick your bum
Random sti infested tranny: OKAY

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004