Matthew's definitions

Varinia

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.

I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.

by Matthew December 8, 2004

Superbowl

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.

Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action

by Matthew January 31, 2004

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 23, 2004

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing; bewildering

1.He carried himself engiminously in the shadows.

2. "This is quite the engiminous situation we've gotten ourselves into."

by Matthew December 18, 2002

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005

maverick

One who listens to sounds of trains and/or wears mismatched socks

I realised that day that my train-listening dad is a maverick, and I too am a maverick because I wear mismatched socks

by Matthew March 11, 2005

waggamomma

A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.

and waggamomma

I miss and E> my waggamomma.

by matthew January 16, 2005