Matthew's definitions

Habbo

The quickest online chatline to get an online mate.

"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)

"16/m/Canada"

"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"

"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"

by Matthew May 13, 2005

knai

1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"

hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*

by Matthew July 26, 2003

fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

rebellious

Complete badassodousness; Insanely cool; Imperect of rebel

Matt's so rebellious, he totally banged that chick.

Dude look at Chris Zeron, what a rebel, he got to 1st base with a guy, and yet, persists to mock others for being "gay"

by Matthew March 11, 2005

awkbah

1. Someone who is a fucktard.
2. A very unintelligent person who lives life ignorantly


English/Hebrew

Anyone can be one in general...

by Matthew November 16, 2004

lenhoff

a russion born walrus that can clone into humans and eat popcorn

my does that lenhoff love popcorn or what.

by matthew January 30, 2004

Detroit Tigers Fans

My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much

well just look at their record

by Matthew December 12, 2003