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mutha

A noun, denoting a stupid or inferior person.
"I own you mutha."
by Matthew July 25, 2003
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Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.
Man, did someone just do a Jskie?
by Matthew April 12, 2005
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Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich
he gets paro on 2 cans
by Matthew November 26, 2003
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uncle jesse and the oslen twins

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins
by Matthew November 16, 2003
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religion

A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right
by Matthew December 12, 2003
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cooch burn

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn
by matthew May 8, 2005
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