5 definitions by Mattastic30

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A tool invented by an unknown scientest that reads how gay a person is. It is measured in Fruit Baskets and when it reaches 50 then you will be haunted by Liberachi. If it doesn't read anything than we should party.
You: Yo man get away from me my Gay Meter is reading 65.
Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?
You:No but your mom saw me in her bed last night!
by Mattastic30 March 03, 2010

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A man who eats,sleeps,and drinks foosball.
You:"Yo what's up Foosman?"
Foosman:Your mom.
by Mattastic30 February 22, 2010

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A game that is usually played at partys by people who pretend to be able to dace so they can get laid only to be rejected later that night.Usually abreveated as DDR.
You:Hey look at that dude playing Dance Dance Revolution.
Foosman:What a fag.
by Mattastic30 February 22, 2010

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A banana that smells like shit.
You: Hey mikey can i have that banana?

Mikey: Hey man take it if you want it but i warn you it's a Bananus.
by Mattastic30 February 20, 2010

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A name for someone who pisses their pants in frount of a large audience.
Jock1:What's up.

Jock2:Nothin much man sey can i talk to you in a second i just reaaaly have to piss.(Pisses his pants)

Jock1:Hahahaha hey everyone look at this Piss Boy.
by Mattastic30 February 25, 2010

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