MattYouKnowWho's definitions

Swass

Swamp Ass. See also Swat

Between the Taco Bell and not showering all week I have serious swass.

by MattYouKnowWho October 5, 2008

Shiny Fu

(n. slang) Chinese Food, as pronounced with an Asian accent.

Welcome to Hong Wang's Shiny Eatery! Shiny fu goo fo yoo!

by MattYouKnowWho August 23, 2009

situasianal awareness

n. The complete lack of situational awareness.

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.

by MattYouKnowWho November 17, 2012

Noggy Pop

Rap, Hip hop

Let's not go to Ivy tonight, all they play is a bunch of shitty noggy pop and it gives me cancer

by MattYouKnowWho January 2, 2012

Diamond Chevrolet

v. To be nickel-and-dimed by passive-aggressive behavior, particularly by a company that sells products and/or services; to be ripped-off, misrepresented, or billed for unforseen expenses.

The word originated from the Webster Square neighborhood of Worcester, MA, as a result of the widely publicized business practices of the Diamond Chevrolet dealership.

I made sure my boss signed a contract before I started the project, or else I knew he'd Diamond Chevrolet me on my paycheck.

Everyone in Worcester knows someone who has been Diamond Chevrolet'd, so there's no excuse for it to happen to them.

You filthy Diamond Chevroleting rat, you killed my brother...

by MattYouKnowWho April 9, 2008

Suicide by Murder

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010

Genetic Dumpster

(n). A baby carriage; pram

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!

by MattYouKnowWho August 4, 2009