Definitions by MattYouKnowWho

situasianal awareness 

n. The complete lack of situational awareness.

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.

situasianal awareness by MattYouKnowWho November 17, 2012

Noggy Pop 

Rap, Hip hop

Let's not go to Ivy tonight, all they play is a bunch of shitty noggy pop and it gives me cancer

Noggy Pop by MattYouKnowWho January 2, 2012

Suicide by Murder 

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

Suicide by Murder by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010

Shiny Fu 

(n. slang) Chinese Food, as pronounced with an Asian accent.

Welcome to Hong Wang's Shiny Eatery! Shiny fu goo fo yoo!

Shiny Fu by MattYouKnowWho August 23, 2009

Genetic Dumpster 

(n). A baby carriage; pram

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!

Genetic Dumpster by MattYouKnowWho August 4, 2009

Marathon Snatch 

The textural, temperal, and aromatic state of a vagina after the woman has run approximately 26 miles.

Don't stand too close to the finish line, there's some mean Marathon Snatch whafting around...

Marathon Snatch by MattYouKnowWho October 6, 2008

Swass 

Swamp Ass. See also Swat

Between the Taco Bell and not showering all week I have serious swass.

Swass by MattYouKnowWho October 5, 2008