2 definitions by MattYouKnowTwo

wok

n. To walk on the wrong side, in the wrong direction, in the way, obliviously or otherwise incompetently. See also: situasianal awareness

Let's not cut through Chinatown, we'll never be able to wok through the chaos down there.

by MattYouKnowTwo April 12, 2018

Big Hippy

The semi-organized movement, political lobby, and propaganda machine that deliberately overstates the health benefits of illegal substances that just happen to also be of great recreational value.

I think it's great that research into the positive effects of THC on cataracts is going ahead, but I saw a pamphlet the other day that said smoking organic gluten-free marijuana will clear up ingrown toenails, stop your hair from turning gray, increase your IQ by 20% and make your farts smell like avocado. Sounds like another misinformation campaign by Big Hippy to me.

by MattYouKnowTwo June 26, 2018